school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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