Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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