Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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