well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
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I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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