If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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