so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
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Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Come see our sink grown plant.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
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She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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