Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
We just shotgunned beers for America
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
