I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
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