The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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