It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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