But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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