So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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