From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
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So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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