Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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