Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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