Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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