The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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