I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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