Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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