Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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