Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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