Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
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he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
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Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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