You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
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Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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