If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
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Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
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Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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