i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
The adults are the big ones right?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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