Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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