We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Randomize
