Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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