just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
