I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
