I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
two words...techno handjob
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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