How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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