Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
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he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
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Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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