we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
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Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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