there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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