I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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