You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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