that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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