You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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