Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You're so nebulous sometimes
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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