Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Randomize
