She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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