fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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