god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
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shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
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I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I can't put those talents on a resume
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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