i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
No stitches, just platelets and will power
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Randomize
