Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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