feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
P.S. I can't hear my feet
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Come on in and take your pants off
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