I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
