I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
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you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
My bed smells like the plague
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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