Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
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