I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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