People in love make me want to vomit
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
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