we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
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I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
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you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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