I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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