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I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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